April 29

Ripped from today's headlines


Miss Kreshi re-rediscovered Noah's Ark this morning.
She was just out walking her goats and there it was:
"I don't really think I noticed it before,"
though this was a well-worn route for her herd.

Noted archeologist Lord Blankenship claims it was there all along.
"It's right where I last discovered the irksome thing!" he exclaimed,
only peeved because the site had gone undeveloped all these years
though the grounded vessel offered terrific opportunities.

You could build a hotel-- or at least a cafe...
His Lordship was last seen wrestling one of Miss K's goats
for the branch it was chewing, the explorer believing
the stalk may be the very twig carried by a certain dove.